Did Ben Simmons do it again, or did Ben Simmons do it again?

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Kareem had the skyhook. Michael Jordan had his end. Allen Iverson had a villainous crossover.

But when we talk about signature plays on the court that embody a player's personality to the core, there's simply nothing that comes close to Ben Simmons missing an easy layup because his brain is broken.

At this point you have to pray that it is a broken brain. You have to hope it's just a guy who has completely forgotten how to play basketball and feels completely lost out there at all times. In the best case scenario, Ben Simmons suffers from an irreparable itch. Because if it's not his brain, then that means it's his heart. Which, honestly, is more likely than anything else.

The Ben Simmons-James Harden trade was a complete failure for both sides. James Harden is a lazy idiot who would never give his all to get the Sixers over the hump. Whatever. It is what it is. As far as results go, both the Nets and Sixers were the losers in this trade. But there's something to be said about getting Ben Simmons out of town that will benefit everyone in Philadelphia. Guys like Ben Simmons, who lack so much competition, are a perfect fit for Brooklyn. But that's not how people live in Philadelphia. At this point, he would not only be a cancer for the Sixers, but a cancer for the entire city.

So the Sixers may have been as big of a loser as the Nets in this trade, but the city of Philadelphia came out victorious with a W.

On the other hand, Ben Simmons earned $177 million with the Sixers. Therefore, it is difficult to call anyone other than him the biggest winner. Guy has absolutely no heart, drive or determination and still managed to make over $200 million in his career. Welcome to the NBA, baby. I can't blame anyone for just sending it in after being committed for life.

@JordieBarstool