Do you remember Stranger Things? Almost three years after the last episode, we finally have a teaser for the 2025 series finale

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Do you remember Stranger Things? Chances are, if you watch the series like this guy does, you won't remember where the series left off. This is what happens when you go three years without a season. From what I remember, season 4 was great and set up the finale very well. It ended with you wanting to know what happened next. That's a good sign that they know what they're doing. I just couldn't say much about what actually happened at the moment since it was so long ago. But like the idiots we are, we re-watch the previous episodes to stay caught up and give Netflix twice as many clicks just to be ready to watch more. We are stupid and don't hide it.

Anyway, the final season of Stranger Things is expected to release next year. It will take place a year in the show where we left off. Today we got a teaser that didn't actually do much except reveal the names of the episodes. Yes, I really caught your attention with this title. There are no shots of anything here, just words.

Oh wait, we have these four stills that are sure to change your day for the better.

I'm definitely excited to see how this story ends. The final episode seemingly bows to the story with the title. You have captivated this simple brain.

I'm looking forward to seeing which characters die horrible, painful deaths. And there should be several of them. I need important characters to die. But three years between seasons is difficult to maintain my genuine interest. Will I watch? Like the idiot I am, but they had to speed things up. For heaven's sake, Millie Bobby Brown is a grown, married woman now.

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That was her in season 1!

She must be so sick of this shit and can't wait for it to be over. But money talks. This series catapulted her career along with the rest of the cast. I'm looking forward to things that Joe Keery is in now because he's so likable in this series.

Millie started doing this when she was a teenager. Now she's all grown up and I dare say she's quite attractive. I'm not sure how they'll fare, she's still the little teenager on the show, but I'll be there like the jerk I have to watch. It is 2025.

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Please keep Drake away from this woman.