Jimmy Kimmel rips national polls and quips to Jeffrey Epstein that Trump has “no moral compass” and is “like R. Kelly…”

Jimmy Kimmel, the late-night host, spoke Monday about the fatigue of an endless campaign cycle and his closing arguments a day before the US election.

In his broadcasts, Kimmel declared that the world was just one day away from having to wait “another week to find out who won the election.” However, he quipped: “It feels like the whole country is waiting for the results of a biopsy.”

On November 15, 2022, Donald Trump announced his intention to run for office. “And now, 720 days, 88 criminal charges, 34 felony convictions, four indictments, two Democratic opponents and one garbage truck later, here we are. Election Day,” he explained.

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Jummy Kimmel calls national polls 'mood rings' and 'bipolar'

While the majority of national polls suggested the contest was a dead heat, Kimmel was harsh on pollsters. “These polls? They are mood rings. That's all they are,” he noted, adding, “They bring you up, they bring you down.” “Poll” is short for “bipolar.”

Stressing that it was either “heads or tails” and “no magic involved,” he said pollsters who got it wrong would quietly disappear after the results. “The others will say, 'I told you, 1%.'” What did you tell us? They called 800 losers who weren’t smart enough not to answer an unknown call.”

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Jimmy Kimmel wonders why Epstein's bombshell confession about Trump isn't getting more attention

Using audio recordings of Jeffrey Epstein calling Trump his “friend” obtained by the Daily Beast, he mentioned that he didn't understand why this race was even close.

According to Epstein, Trump admitted to him that he enjoys having sex with the women of his closest friends, to the extent that Epstein described Trump as lacking a “moral compass.”

After mentioning Epstein's comments, Kimmel angrily asked, “Do you know what an idiot you have to be for Jeffrey Epstein to say you have no moral compass?”

He said it was like R. Kelly was mad because you left the toilet seat up.

In his closing remarks on the election, he asked Americans to imagine a scenario in which you get up in the morning, watch the news, and no one mentions the names Donald or Trump. “Just a bunch of normal, boring stuff. Wouldn't that be nice? No lawn signs. No red hats. No arguing with your grandfather.”

He continued: “Let’s remove this cancerous polyp from our shared national colon.”