Maxim supports Donald Trump and liberals are angry

Third Friday in October? Check.

The weather has officially turned for fall? Check.

Big college football tournament tomorrow? Check and the liberals are angry about this.

My garden is back to normal and I did it for only $4,000? Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck!!

Welcome to a big Friday, boys and girls. The sun is shining, the leaves are falling, Trump has decided on the big day in less than three weeks, and the guards are losing their minds that we even made it this far.

God, I love this country. Lady 'Mo is on our side right now, folks. Let's finish this week strong.

Welcome to a Friday Nightcaps – the one where we talk to Maxim (you know, the magazine you used to read in the toilet) because the people behind the scenes have officially chosen their fighter for this political season.

Spoiler alert: he is A He And He believes in no he is in women's sports. Guess what!

What else? I've got FSU cowgirl Jenn Sterger pumping us up for a huge college football Saturday, the best of the rest of a big week of #content, and George W. Bush – Dubya! – had a great week with the SMU cheerleaders.

Pony up, baby!

Okay, enough whining. We've already talked more than Kamala did at dinner last night. Let's start this last class of the week.

Full throttle, no brakes. Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

Pencils up!

What a run for Trump right now

Yes, things are getting a bit political today. Whatever. Yesterday someone called me out on Twitter because he was angry because I wasn't stick to sports as much as before.

Excuse me. I call them like I see them. We're heading into the height of election season (thank goodness) and it's all hands on deck. If the Democrats want to use 100-year-old Jimmy Carter for a political stunt, I call bullshit.

And if Maxim wants to support the former president as such next President, I will also address this:

Oh damn yes. That's the way, baby! This country is currently on a rocket ship back to sanity. I can feel it in my blood vessels.

Do you think Maxim would have felt safe posting this a year ago? Damn, six months ago? No shot. But things have changed. Now, once again, it's OK to put the former president in a sports car with a smoke show on it.

That's what made this country great before, and that's what will make it great again here in a few weeks. Good job, Maxim.

And hey! Look who supported Maxim's Trump support! Nightcaps OG Anna Paulina Luna:

The best of the rest of a big week of #content

Welcome back to class, Anna! Let's get Anna into Trump's cabinet, STAT. Anna, Elon, RFK Jr.… an unreal team. What a unit.

Anyway, big support for Trump – as if he needed it now. I mean, did you all see his speech at the podium last night? Crazy. The guy up there was a regular Jerry Seinfeld. To be fair, some of the jokes didn't land, but most did.

However, all of them were better than anything else The was from the Kamala Harris team:

My God. Look, I'm obviously biased. I'm a Republican. Spoiler alert! I voted for Trump in 2016. Did it again in 2020. I'll do it again in a few weeks (although I wanted DeSantis, to be honest).

Apart from that… The was terrible. Really, truly one of the worst decisions this campaign has made so far this election season. Not attending dinner was bad enough. Embarrassing, really. Especially when Trump was up there busting skulls like it was the Brady Roast.

But then compounding that mistake by releasing THIS video has to be one of the worst mistakes ever in election history. Think about it…

Over the next few days, maybe even a week, videos of Trump roasting the hell out of Chuck Schumer, Kamala and Tim Walz will go viral across all social media platforms.

Meanwhile, the Kamala team has… this.

Just a bad move ever. Well yes!

The best of the rest – starting with Trump and Chuck!

George Bush with the SMU girls Kaylee and Jane in NE and how about Governor Christie being a loser?

Jay!!! What if Jay Cutler got busted overnight in Tennessee on a pesky drunk driving/possession of a handgun charge?

Raise your hand if you were shocked? No one? Let's continue…

George W. Bush, you led us tremendously in today's rapid-fire portion of class. Give me an S!

That's our president, baby! Look, I know George is a real lucky guy at Big R's, but I grew up with him and will always have a soft spot for him. Maybe it's the accent? Maybe it's the shoe incident, the interview on the golf course, or the first pitch at Yankee Stadium after 9/11?

Whatever it is, I just like the guy. And that goes for the SMU cheerleaders too. Liberals are once again MAD that we made it to another college football weekend. Excuse me!

Next? Speaking of loser liberals…

I mean, my God. Has Dan Campbell ever been more likeable? Crazy opinion from Chris, but it's not that surprising. Dan is a winner. Chris is a loser.

I say it every week: choose your fighter.

Next? Last night was terrible. Really, really terrible. But we got Jane Slater and Kaylee Hartung from Amazon to turn on the internet, so that was a plus:

Jenn Sterger takes us home

Welcome to class, Kaylee!

Do you want to know how bad I'm playing right now? I told you all yesterday to get Alvin Kamara over 4.5 receptions, which of course was well received.

Of course, at some point I talked myself out of that bet and instead chose a guy named Devaughn Vele to get over 31.5 yards. I did my research (which is just scrolling on Twitter) and came to the conclusion that I caught Vegas napping.

On the first drive of the game, he caught a 20-yard pass. First ride!

He finished with 20 yards.

On the Broncos' second-to-last drive of the game, he caught a pass for 13 yards. It was recalled due to a penalty.

I lost $50. I'm an idiot.

Now let's have a great weekend with Jenn Sterger! Big college football day tomorrow. Lock up everyone.

Until Monday.

OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column that appears Monday through Friday at 4 p.m. (roughly speaking, we're not robots).

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